Le Nouveau Clip De "weird Al" Yankovic

[Coldstar]

White & Nerdy

They see me mowin' my front lawn

I know they're all thinkin' I'm so

White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Can't you see I'm white and nerdy

Look at me I'm white and nerdy

I wanna roll with the gangstas

But so far they all think I'm too

White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

I'm just too white and nerdy

Really, really white and nerdy

First in my class here at MIT

Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D

M.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C.

Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea

My rims never spin, to the contrary

You'll find that they're quite stationary

All of my action figures are cherry

Stephen Hawking's in my library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out

Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces

Yo, I know pi to a thousand places

Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces

I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise

I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days

Once you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed

My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze

There's no killer app I haven't run (run)

At Pascal, well I'm number one (one)

Do vector calculus just for fun

I ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (what?)

Happy Days is my favorite theme song

I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong

I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on

I'm fluent within JavaScript as well as Klingon

Here's the part I sing on…

You see me roll on my Segway

I know in my heart they think I'm

White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Can't you see I'm white and nerdy

Look at me I'm white and nerdy

I'd like to roll with the gangstas

Although it's apparent I'm too

White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

I'm just too white and nerdy

How'd I get so white and nerdy

I been browsin', inspectin' X-Men comics

You know I collect 'em

The pens in my pocket, I must protect them

My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored

Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media

I edit Wikipedia

I memorized Holy Grail really well

I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L

I got a business doing websites (websites)

When my friends need some code, who do they call?

I do HTML for 'em all

Even made a homepage for my dog, yo

I got myself a fanny pack

They were havin' a sale down at The Gap

Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap

Pop, pop - hope no one sees me, gettin' freaky

I'm nerdy in the extreme and

Whiter than sour cream

I was in AV club and glee club

And even the chess team

Only question I ever thought was hard

Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?"

Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair

Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin', they laughin'

And rollin' their eyes cause I'm so

White and nerdy

Just because I'm white and nerdy

Just because I'm white and nerdy

All because I'm white and nerdy

Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy

I wanna bowl with the gangstas

But oh well, it's obvious I'm

White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

I'm just too white and nerdy

Look at me I'm white and nerdy

N° 1 du top 100 Video.Google pour les USA, quelques places devant quelqu'un qui éternue encore plus fort que moi!

[A.B.]

…. euh… nouveau? Ca fait bien un mois ou deux qu'il est sorti.

[Fredo]

En tout cas ce thème sur la Nerditude me rappelle des souvenirs…

[Coldstar]

Et le deuxième clip de l'album Straight outta Lynwood, une chanson originale cette fois, est également excellent!

Weird Al Yankovic - I'll sue ya!

I sued Taco Bell

'Cause I ate half-a-million Chalupas and I got fat

I sued Panasonic

They never said I shouldn't use their microwave to dry off my cat, huh

I sued Earthlink

'Cause I called 'em up and they had the nerve to put me on hold

I sued Starbucks

'Cause I spilled a frappucino in my lap and brr, it was cold

I sued Toys 'R Us

Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball and nearly choked to death, huh

I sued PetCo

'Cause I ate a bag of kitty litter and now I got bad breath

I sued Coca-Cola, yo

'Cause I put my finger down in a bottle and it got stuck

I sued Delta Airlines

'Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey - I went there, and it sucked

Yeah

If you stand me up on a date

If you deliver my pizza thirty seconds late

I'm gonna sue, sue, yes, I'm gonna sue

Sue, sue, yeah, that's what I'm gonna do

I'm gonna sue, sue, yes, I'm gonna sue

Sue, sue, yeah, I might even sue you

Ughh

I sued Duracell

They never told me not to shove that double-A right up my nose

I sued Home Depot

'Cause they sold me a hammer which they knew I might drop on my toes

I sued Dell Compueters

'Cause I took a bath with my laptop, now it doesn't work

I sued Fruit Of The Loom

'Cause when I wear my tighty-whities on my head I look like a jerk

I sued Verizon

'Cause I get all depressed every time my cell phone is roaming

I sued Colorado

'Cause you know, I think it looks a little bit too much like Wyoming

I sued Neiman Marcus

'Cause they put up their Christmas decorations way out of season

I sued Ben Affleck

Aww, do I even need a reason?

Uhh

If I sprain my ankle while I'm robbin' your place

If I hurt my knuckles while I punch you in the face

I'm gonna sue, sue, yes, I'm gonna sue

Sue, sue, yeah, that's what I'm gonna do

I'm gonna sue, sue, yes, I'm gonna sue

Sue, sue, that's right, I'm gonna sue you

Ughh, ughh, ughh

I'll sue ya, I'll take all your money

I'll sue ya if you even look at me funny

I'll sue ya, I'll take all your money

I'll sue ya if you even look at me funny

I'll sue ya, I'll take all your money

I'll sue ya if you even look at me funny

I'll sue ya, I'll take all your money

I'll sue ya if you even look at me funny

I'll sue ya, ha-ha ha ha-ha

I'll sue ya, whatchy'all think of that?

I'll sue ya, ha-ha ha ha-ha

Booya

I'll sue ya

Ughh