LOLCODE

[Mobius]

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HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
VISIBLE "HAI WORLD!"
KTHXBYE

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?
AWSUM THX
	VISIBLE FILE
O NOES
	INVISIBLE "ERROR!"
KTHXBYE

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
IM IN YR LOOP
UP VAR!!1
VISIBLE VAR
IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHXBYE
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
KTHXBYE

BTW LolCode Implementation of a program I had to write for my Java class, a long time ago.
BTW LolCode Spec 1.2, with GOIN UP/DOWN as laid out here: http://forum.lolcode.com/viewtopic.php?pid=2406#p2406
BTW There might be some syntax/usage/logic errors around, but that's to be expected in a language that's still forming and doesn't have a standard compiler.
HAI
BTW Define some useful functions
HOW DUZ I SGN YR SPEECHINGS
	GOIN DOWN 0 AN SPEECHINGS MKAY
	O RLY?
		YA RLY
			FOUND YR -1
		NO WAI
			FOUND YR 1
	OIC
IF U SAY SO
HOW DUZ I ABS YR SPEECHINGS
	FOUND YR PRODUKT OF SPEECHINGS AN SGN SPEECHINGS
IF U SAY SO

I HAS A WHATUSAY
I HAS A factor1 ITZ 1
I HAS A factor2 ITZ 0
I HAS A numOfFactors ITZ 0
VISIBLE "Input a number to be factored."
GIMME WHATUSAY
WHATUSAY IS NOW A NUMBR
VISIBLE "Factors of " AN WHATUSAY AN ":"
IM IN YR loop
	GOIN UP ABS WHATUSAY AN PRODUKT OF factor1 AN factor1 MKAY
	O RLY?
		YA RLY
			GTFO
	OIC

	BOTH SAEM 0 AN MOD OF WHATUSAY AN factor1
	O RLY?
		YA RLY
			factor2 R QUOSHUNT OF WHATUSAY AN factor1
			numOfFactors R SUM OF numOfFactors AN 1
			VISIBLE "[" AN factor1 AN "," AN factor2 AN "]"
			VISIBLE "[" AN PRODUKT OF factor1 AN -1 AN "," AN PRODUKT OF factor2 AN -1 AN "]"
	OIC
	factor1 R SUM OF factor1 AN 1
IM OUTTA YR loop
BOTH SAEM 1 AN numOfFactors
O RLY?
	YA RLY
		VISIBLE "Note: This number is a prime number."
OIC
KTHXBYE

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