Mais qu'est-ce qui se passe en Grande-Bretagne ?

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Il y a quelques semaines, c'était un mec qui baisait son vélo :

Man who had sex with bike in court

By Richard Alleyne

Last Updated: 2:07am GMT 31/10/2007

A man has been placed on the sex offenders’ register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.

Robert Stewart was discovered in his room by two cleaners at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, south west Scotland, in October last year.

On Wednesday Mr Stewart admitted to sexual breach of the peace in Ayr Sheriff Court, where depute fiscal Gail Davidson described how he had been found by the hostel workers.

She said: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.

"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down.

"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."

Both witnesses, who were extremely shocked, notified the hotel manager, who in turn alerted the police.

Mr Stewart was placed on the sex offenders’ register but his sentence was deferred until next month.

He is not the first man to be convicted of a sexual offence involving an inanimate object, however.

Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml…/26/nsex126.xml

Maintenant, c'est un autre qui faisait des avances à une grille :

Police: Man made sexual advances to fence

Published: Nov. 21, 2007 at 6:39 PM

London police allege a man's stated intentions to have sex with a fence led to his arrest and a court appearance this week.

Prosecutor Philip Lemoine told Westminster Magistrates' Court that when police approached Daniel French in Leicester Square Gardens Sunday, the 24-year-old allegedly told them of his lascivious intent, The Daily Telegraph said Wednesday.

"He said words to the effect of: 'I'm going to have sex with that fence,'" Lemoine alleged in court this week.

"The gardens were locked and police asked French to leave. He was drunk and there were some sexual motions -- drunken silliness -- to the railings."

The defendant has admitted to be intoxicated and acting inappropriately, but has denied making lewd comments or advances to the fence.

"The suggestion that I was trying to do something sexual to the railings is disgusting," French said.

The Daily Telegraph said French ultimately was sentenced to time served and allowed to go free.

http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Quirks/2007/1…_to_fence/2892/

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Le lion étant un symbole britannique, il faut en conclure que cela renforce expérimentalement ce que tu disais à propos de leur libido dans le fil sur les cellules souches.