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10 minutes d'attention pour prolonger votre vie de 5 ans


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10 Minutes Of Staring at Boobs Daily Prolongs Man's Life by 5 Years…

Listen, guys, now we know why Pamela Anderson made her transplants: to make us healthier. "Angels of mercy" like Jordan just prolong our life and Hugh Hefner knows it.

A German research published in New England Journal of Medicine and Weekly World News said that men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.

"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so.

For five years, the boob oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who even recommended that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger.

She said that this was as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a man's life by five years.

"We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years." said Weatherby.

This is indeed a very serious reason for men to enjoy without shame those midnight TV shows, download low-budget women-in-prison movies and collect such instructive and health beneficial magazines like Playboy and Hustler.

http://news.softpedia.com/news/10-Minutes-…ars-72490.shtml

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Pas de version homo ? Dommaaaage :icon_up:

À quand le remboursement par la sécu des abonnements aux magazines de fesses ?

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Et si on regarde des nichons 10 minutes par jour en fumant des clopes, en buvant du Whisky, et en se tapant un bon Big Mac, ça marche toujours? Ou bien il faut mater-bouger aussi? (il n'y a pas de www.materbouger.fr)

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Pareil, mais en plus elle me fait vraiment peur.

C'est clair : généralement les blessures psychiatriques ne se voient pas comme les seins nez au milieu de la figure !

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Vous êtes des ignares qui ne comprenez rien à l'architecture moderne.

On conviendra tout de même qu'il s'agit d'une paire de seins d'une constructiviste affichée

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Vous êtes des ignares qui ne comprenez rien à l'architecture moderne.

Sache, Béotien, que la technique moderne des ponts auto-portants se base sur le modèle des soutien-gorges.

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