Hitler n'en avait donc bien qu'une

[José]

Dans la série "Ne mettez jamais tous vos oeufs dans le même panier" :

Hitler HAD only got one ball

By ALEX PEAKE

Published: 19 Nov 2008

AN extraordinary account from a German army medic has finally confirmed what the world long suspected: Hitler only had one ball.

War veteran Johan Jambor made the revelation to a priest in the 1960s, who wrote it down.

The priest’s document has now come to light – 23 years after Johan’s death.

The war tyrant’s medical condition has been mocked for years in a British song.

The lyrics are: “Hitler has only got one ball, the other is in the Albert Hall. His mother, the dirty b****r, cut it off when he was small.’

Until now there has never been complete proof Hitler was monorchic – the medical term for having one testicle.

But the document tells how Johan saw the proof with his own eyes. In the account, he relives the horror of serving as an army medic in World War I.

He died aged 94 in 1985, but had told his secret to priest Franciszek Pawlar, who kept a note of their conversation.

Johan’s friend Blassius Hanczuch confirmed the priest’s account of how the medic saved Hitler’s life. He said: “In 1916 they had their hardest fight in the Battle of the Somme.

“For several hours, Johan and his friends picked up injured soldiers. He remembers Hitler.

“They called him the ‘Screamer’. He was very noisy. Hitler was screaming ‘help, help’.

“His abdomen and legs were all in blood. Hitler was injured in the abdomen and lost one testicle. His first question to the doctor was: ‘Will I be able to have children?’.”

Blassius said that when the Nazis swept to power Johan began to suffer nightmares and blame himself for saving Hitler.

Hitler’s genitals have long caused controversy. Some historians dismissed the “one ball” song as propaganda. But an alleged Soviet autopsy on Hitler backed it up.

Records show Hitler did suffer a groin injury in the Somme.

It is the first time an interview with anyone who treated Hitler during WWI has come to light.

Dr Martin Farr, senior lecturer at Newcastle University School of Historical Studies, said last night: “This genuinely new twist is fascinating.”

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1945960.ece

[ShoTo]

Mao était un amant robuste, ça l'a pas empêché d'être un dictateur sanguinaire

[José]

Et merde, une théorie par terre…

[Brock]

personne n'a precise si Hitler ou Mao avaient une petite bite; la theorie tient toujours!

[Citronne]

personne n'a precise si Hitler ou Mao avaient une petite bite; la theorie tient toujours!

En tout cas, on sait ce qu'il serait advenu d'eux s'ils avaient été des filles

[Ash]

En tout cas, on sait ce qu'il serait advenu d'eux s'ils avaient été des filles

Il y aurait eu plus de couleurs sur les uniformes ?

[pankkake]

En tout cas, on sait ce qu'il serait advenu d'eux s'ils avaient été des filles

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[Citronne]

Il y aurait eu plus de couleurs sur les uniformes ?

La réponse ne se trouve pourtant pas si loin, il serait bon parfois que les hommes acceptent d'essayer en dessous, ils se rendraient compte que la réponse s'y trouve

Pankkake, tu es mon héros décidément! Au fait, je me suis rendue compte que l'expression "I take a fancy to you" était relativement ambigue aussi, un de mes élèves me l'a sortie ce soir… Je déteste quand on me fait ce coup.

[Brock]

En tout cas, on sait ce qu'il serait advenu d'eux s'ils avaient été des filles smile.gif

? comprends pas, il serait advenu quoi ?

que les hommes acceptent d'essayer en dessous

?en dessous de quoi?

comprends pas, expliquez moi quoi !