José Posté 15 avril 2009 Signaler Posté 15 avril 2009 Pour tous ceux qui travaillent dans une société qui se veut top too much : Corporate Gibberish Generator™.
Boz Posté 15 avril 2009 Signaler Posté 15 avril 2009 Ouais bof : At Education Nationale, we believe we know how to streamline micro-efficiently. Do you have a strategy to become robust? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think global. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not vertical. What does the term "real-world" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our next-generation obfuscation and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the standard industry standard industry term "ubiquitous" really mean? The mega-customer-defined functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our applications but our power to incentivize. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of standing!
Etienne Posté 15 avril 2009 Signaler Posté 15 avril 2009 Merci. Ca va m'éviter de préparer mon cas de Stratégie.
Sous-Commandant Marco Posté 15 avril 2009 Signaler Posté 15 avril 2009 J'ai obtenu: FatAss is passionate about ensuring unprecedented understanding of customer service quality for service providers around the world. For optimal service quality, operators must deploy state of the art quality monitoring solutions that go beyond monitoring QoS, but manage the quality of experience (QoE) of the service. Ha pardon, au temps pour moi, c'est un vrai prospectus de ma boîte, je m'ai trompé dans le copier-coller.
MMorateur Posté 15 avril 2009 Signaler Posté 15 avril 2009 Mais c'est de la concurrence déloyale !!! Comment je vais faire ma marge sur les plaquettes commerciales maintenant ?
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