José Posted April 21, 2009 Report Posted April 21, 2009 Résumés politiquement incorrects de films et séries : Uncomfortable Plot Summaries[…] 300: Gays kill blacks. […] ALIEN: Ship fails to deliver cargo, crew don’t get bonus. […] ATLAS SHRUGGED: Selfish industrialist destroys economy. […] BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill. BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: Peasant girl develops Stockholm Syndrome. […] BLADE: Obsessed loner stalks minority group. BLADE RUNNER: Man with no apparent skill stumbles into escaped robots, fails to kill most, fucks one. […] BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY’S: Pretty redneck girl fools socialites, flirts with gay gigolo. […] CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY: Deranged pedophile big-business industrialist tortures and mutilates young children. […] CONAN THE BARBARIAN: Petty thief murders religious leader. […] DELIVERANCE: Tourists experience local hospitality. […] DIE HARD: Dysfunctional cop saves marriage by murdering foreign national. […] DRACULA: Immigrant clashes with locals. […] GLADIATOR: Convict murders head of state. […] HIGHLANDER: Elderly immigrant destroys property. […] JFK: Family man wastes life for nothing in crusade against homosexuals. […] KARATE KID: Boy gains acceptance through violence. […] OCEAN’S ELEVEN: Gang of career criminals commit act of terror to facilitate robbery and romance. […] PREDATOR: American military-industrial complex ruins first contact with alien life. […] RAMBO III: The United States provides arms, equipment and training to the terrorists behind 9/11. […] ROBOCOP: Female officer’s incompetence leads partner to be murdered and enslaved by corporation. ROCKY: White man beats black man. […] SCARFACE: Immigrant finds running his own business stressful, dangerous. […] SILENCE OF THE LAMBS: Incompetent manipulated by several murderers, stumbles upon suspect completely by accident. Creates situation that allows serial killer to escape. […] THE MATRIX: Hacker is given perfect justification for mass slaughter. […] THE X-MEN: Minority group seeks overthrow of social order. […] http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2009/04/un…plot-summaries/
Skeggjöld Posted April 21, 2009 Report Posted April 21, 2009 IRON MAN: Alcoholic rich white man with technology fetish goes vigilante.KILL BILL: Irresponsible mother wants custody of her child. MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL: British comedy troupe inadvertently creates language lab for nerds. ROCKY: White man beats black man. V FOR VENDETTA: Dystopian government overthrown by faceless conformity. WATCHMEN: Homosexual destroys New York, blames God.
h16 Posted April 21, 2009 Report Posted April 21, 2009 SWEENEY TODD: Businesses flourish when freed from stringent regulation. Joli.
A.B. Posted April 21, 2009 Report Posted April 21, 2009 LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property
G7H+ Posted June 1, 2009 Report Posted June 1, 2009 Every Bond movie: Psychopathic civil servant kills entrepreneur and staff
Sous-Commandant Marco Posted June 3, 2009 Report Posted June 3, 2009 Star Wars: siblings of a dysfunctional family team up with a religious terrorist group, rebel against their father, a disabled veteran and a honest civil servant, and create unrest against a democratically elected government.
Drake Posted June 3, 2009 Report Posted June 3, 2009 ??? : A sour community leader fight with the authorities about emigration laws by spreding plagues among innocent people.
neuneu2k Posted June 3, 2009 Report Posted June 3, 2009 ??? : A sour community leader fight with the authorities about emigration laws by spreding plagues among innocent people. Facile, c'est les dix commandements.
Drake Posted June 3, 2009 Report Posted June 3, 2009 Facile, c'est les dix commandements. Oui, super-fastoche, mais c'était juste pour amorcer la pompe.
Sous-Commandant Marco Posted June 3, 2009 Report Posted June 3, 2009 Exodus: a religious community bribes authorities and resorts to terrorism in order to illegally immigrate into a peaceful land and ultimately control it.
Randian shithead Posted June 3, 2009 Report Posted June 3, 2009 ??? : influential spiritual leader entertains relationship with nazi officer.
Drake Posted June 3, 2009 Report Posted June 3, 2009 Exodus: a religious community bribes authorities and resorts to terrorism in order to illegally immigrate into a peaceful land and ultimately control it. Je trouvais plus fun de laisser deviner le titre du film. Mais venant de SCM, je comprends le choix de l'oeuvre ??? : influential spiritual leader entertains relationship with nazi officer. Ce film fait-il référence à une secte gnostique implantée sur les hauts-plateaux himalayens?
Randian shithead Posted June 3, 2009 Report Posted June 3, 2009 Ce film fait-il référence à une secte gnostique implantée sur les hauts-plateaux himalayens? uhuh, oui
Sous-Commandant Marco Posted June 3, 2009 Report Posted June 3, 2009 ??? : influential spiritual leader entertains relationship with nazi officer. Valkyrie? ??: a woman finds true love through zoophilia.
José Posted June 3, 2009 Author Report Posted June 3, 2009 ??: a woman finds true love through zoophilia. Belle And The Beast. Disneyland®
Drake Posted June 3, 2009 Report Posted June 3, 2009 ??: a woman finds true love through zoophilia. Max mon amour http://www.cinemovies.fr/fiche_film.php?IDfilm=4034 Alien
Randian shithead Posted June 3, 2009 Report Posted June 3, 2009 Valkyrie? non (Drake a trouvé je pense)
Sous-Commandant Marco Posted June 3, 2009 Report Posted June 3, 2009 Belle And The Beast. Disneyland® Pas loin mais ce n'est pas celui auquel je pensais. D'autres propositions? Et sinon quelques autres, plus faciles: ??: journalists of liberal media makes a decent conservative leader resign because he is not able to use modern tape technology. ??: rich white boy annoys soldiers with stupid philosophic remarks, causing them to die and ultimately his country to lose the war.
Randian shithead Posted June 3, 2009 Report Posted June 3, 2009 ??? : young girl lives enriching experiences through teen pregnancy. ??: rich white boy annoys soldiers with stupid philosophic remarks, causing them to die and ultimately his country to lose the war. Apocalypse Now ?
Sous-Commandant Marco Posted June 3, 2009 Report Posted June 3, 2009 Max mon amour http://www.cinemovies.fr/fiche_film.php?IDfilm=4034Alien Pas mal mais en fait c'est King Kong. En y réfléchissant, j'aurais dû mettre: "a woman finds the perfect lover but he gets killed by the US army".
José Posted June 3, 2009 Author Report Posted June 3, 2009 Pas mal mais en fait c'est King Kong. Ah… J'avais pensé à Jaffa.
Sous-Commandant Marco Posted June 3, 2009 Report Posted June 3, 2009 […] Apocalypse Now ? Je pensais à Platoon mais ce n'est pas mal. Pour Apocalypse Now, j'aurais mis: "The US Army hires a killer to get rid of a veteran officer turned antiwar leader".
Drake Posted June 3, 2009 Report Posted June 3, 2009 Pas mal mais en fait c'est King Kong. En y réfléchissant, j'aurais dû mettre: "a woman finds the perfect lover but he gets killed by the US army". non (Drake a trouvé je pense) Sept ans au Tibet. Cela me fait penser qu'il faut que je réponse à Free Jazz sur le fil consacré au bouddhisme, mais avant je veux finir de lire :
Etienne Posted June 3, 2009 Report Posted June 3, 2009 ??? : young girl lives enriching experiences through teen pregnancy. Juno.
Sous-Commandant Marco Posted June 3, 2009 Report Posted June 3, 2009 ??: a massive and brutal US and British military operation kills thousands of people on the beaches of Normandy and derails an early version of the European Union. ??: an incompetent black cop is unable to stop a vicious serial killer until he finally murders the young wife of his white colleague.
Etienne Posted June 3, 2009 Report Posted June 3, 2009 ??: a massive and brutal US and British military operation kills thousands of people on the beaches of Normandy and derails an early version of the European Union. Saving Private Ryan. Facile.
José Posted June 3, 2009 Author Report Posted June 3, 2009 Saving Private Ryan. Facile. No, The Longest Day.
Etienne Posted June 3, 2009 Report Posted June 3, 2009 No, The Longest Day. Oui, bon, hein, c'est sur le même thème.
Randian shithead Posted June 3, 2009 Report Posted June 3, 2009 ??: an incompetent black cop is unable to stop a vicious serial killer until he finally murders the young wife of his white colleague. se7en ? je suis plus sûr du plot.
Sous-Commandant Marco Posted June 3, 2009 Report Posted June 3, 2009 ??: because they don't speak the language and don't understand the local customs, a bunch of American outlaws and mercenaries wreaks havoc in a poor village of a third-world country. ??: a young woman has her head turned around by a nice talking gambler and shows indifference to the death of hundreds of people as she escapes a ship wreckage. se7en ? je suis plus sûr du plot. Oui.
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