Citations phuns et plus si affinités

[Bisounours]

ça c'est fun, enfin... pour certains, les poètes du forum. Attention, ça craint pour les âmes sensibles et pudibondes 

Fellation du matin,

Repos du vagin
Sodomie du soir
Repos des mâchoires

 

 

 

[Hugh]

"Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead"

 

                                                                                                  Auteur inconnu

[Hugh]

“Free election of masters does not abolish the masters or the slaves.”

 

                                                                          Herbert Marcuse

[José]

[Hugh]

Ah, commencer la semaine avec Kafka, l'optimisme, le bonheur et la joie...

[Rübezahl]

"Car l'homme, je te le dis, cherche sa propre densité et non pas son bonheur." - Saint-Exupéry, Citadelle

[Tramp]

Tout corps plongé dans un liquide finit par avouer.

Jean-Pierre Cuny

[Fenster]

"L'argent ne fait pas le bonheur, mais le bonheur ne remplit pas l'assiette"

 

Booba

[Hugh]

[Hugh]

"Our humanity is defined by our ability to solve a Captcha."

 

                                                                     Auteur inconnu - just shower thoughts (http://just-shower-thoughts.tumblr.com/)

[h16]

http://h16free.com/2016/10/26/55986-pas-de-gouvernement-pas-de-probleme

[Hugh]

“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.” 

 

                                                                                                                                                                                                 Groucho Marx

[h16]

Hum c'est de Benn :

http://www.contrepoints.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/citation-benn-politique-ennuis-mauvais-diagnostics.jpg

[Hugh]

Ah, merci.

[Eltourist]

"I was thinking about the development of AI and when they would start being considered sentient. I realized there was going to be a very interesting time when no matter how you defined the parameters it would be obvious that most people aren't really sentient."

 

---Ben B. Rodríguez

[Hugh]

  " The growth of the Internet will slow drastically, as the flaw in "Metcalfe's law"--which states that the number of potential connections in a network is proportional to the square of the number of participants--becomes apparent: most people have nothing to say to each other! By 2005 or so, it will become clear that the Internet's impact on the economy has been no greater than the fax machine's. "

 

                                                            Paul Krugman, 1998.

 

N'est pas hoax ou "fake news".

 

 

[Rübezahl]

« Le processus d'élimination des significations abusives est certainement l'un des aspects les plus fondamentaux de la pensée ; une phrase comme « trois est le plus parfait de tous les nombres » qui semblait une vérité d'évidence à l'époque de Platon, a perdu toute signification aux yeux de l'homme d'aujourd'hui. Par quel mécanisme psychologique l'esprit est-il parvenu à épurer le discours de ces pseudo-signifiants ? Le sens du comique, du ridicule, a certainement joué un rôle dans cette évolution. » - René Thom (SSM, 1968)

 

 

[Rübezahl]

"Whatever your proposed functions are, ask yourself this question: Why does an onion need a genome that is about five times larger than ours?” —T. Ryan Gregory (personal communication)

[Hugh]

"One useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress."

 

                                                                                            John Adams

 

[José]

[José]

[Hugh]

“These days, the American dream is more apt to be realized in South America, in places such as Ecuador, Venezuela and Argentina, where incomes are actually more equal today than they are in the land of Horatio Alger.”

 

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Bernie Sanders, 2012

 

[Hugh]

" Native english speakers will never know the joy of purposely talking terrible english in your native accent "

 

                                                                                                                                          Auteur inconnu

[Hugh]

[Rübezahl]

"I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past." - Thomas Jefferson

 

[Rübezahl]

"Toute l'histoire de l'informatique n'a été que l'histoire des systèmes d'exploitations" - (Le Manifeste du PC)

 

[Hugh]

[Hugh]

[Hugh]

"Le numèro de dictateurs en Amérique Latine est constant. Seulement la localisation varie."

 

                                                                                                                Roberto Campos

[Johnathan R. Razorback]

Pas fun mais à méditer:

 

« Si l'on cède sur les mots, on finit par céder sur les choses. »

-Sigmund Freud.