La Politique Extérieure Us Expliquée Aux Nuls

[Constantin_H]

Trouvé sur Samizdata (avec l'aide des PF) :

"We're reckless arrogant stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks, but dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes who just wanna shit on everything. Pussies may think that they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn't appropriate, and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy crazy world. But I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're gonna have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit"

- said by a member of Team America in the movie of that name. Says Christopher Price, who posted this in a comment here this morning: "Its got one of the best explanations of US foreign policy that I've seen in a long time. Kind of like what Condaleezza Rice was saying yesterday, but more succinct."

[pankkake]

Dommage que le film soit raté et chiant.

[Jerome Morrow]

Dommage que le film soit raté et chiant.

Au contraire, je trouve Team America excellent : drole et très subversif.

[Taisei Yokusankai]

Les Nord-Coréens n'aiment pas ce film.

North Korea wants 'Team America' banned in Czech Republic - [Entertainment Industry]

Submitted by scienott on 2/9/2005 7:31:54 PM  7 Comments

The North Korean embassy in Prague is calling for a ban on Team America: World Police in the Czech Republic. "It harms the image of our country," a daily newspaper, Lidove Noviny, quoted an official at the embassy saying about the movie that stars a team of puppet terrorist-fighters. Done in the style of the Thunderbirds marionette series, the movie features an elite, albeit careless, U.S. counter-terrorism squad that destroys several world landmarks.

The main villain in Team America is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-il, who is shown in the movie shooting his translator in the head and feeding former United Nations weapons inspector Hans Blix to a tank of sharks. Aided by vacuous Hollywood stars, Jong-il plans to carry out an attack with weapons of mass destruction that will result in damage that is "9/11 times 2,356."

"Such behavior is not part of our country's political culture," the North Korean diplomat added. "Therefore, we want the film to be banned."

However, the Czech Foreign Ministry said people would continue to be allowed to see the film, which had its Czech premiere on Feb. 3. "We told them it's an unrealistic wish," ministry spokesman Vit Kolar said. "Obviously, it's absurd to demand that in a democratic country."

Parker and Stone said at the time that they were not taking sides in the debate over U.S. foreign policy, but just continuing their tradition of being equal-opportunity offenders. "When this movie is over, a lot of people will be confused about what side we're on," Parker said in one interview. "That's OK, because we're confused, too."

CBC