Images fun et leurs interminables commentaires

[PABerryer]

C'est méchant de la grossir quand même.

[Rincevent]

Sa trilogie sur 'nous les dieux' se termine comme un de mes devoirs de rédaction fait au collège (il y a une vingtaine d'années). Je ne sais pas si c'est un compliment pour lui, ou pour moi, ou pas un compliment du tout.

Voilà, il y a un côté très jesradien, chez Werber. Ou werberien, chez les contes de Jesrad. C'est pour moi un compliment.

[h16]

[Salatomatonion]

[Malky]

Ké brodel dans la cuisine d'h16

 

(par contre gros lol pour les crocs, je ne sais pas si tout le monde va s'en rendre compte donc je spoile un peu)

[Wali]

Les thanatonautes, c'est le seul qui tient un minimum la route avec le recul.

 

 

Le seul livre que j'ai lu de lui. Mais j'étais déjà sorti de l'adolescence depuis longtemps. 

Pas bon, selon moi. Ça m'a convaincu de ne plus rien lire de lui. Un manque de style criant, des personnages en carton-pâte, une narration laborieuse. Next. 

[DiabloSwing]

Libéralement parlant, il vend, ne réclame pas de subventions et est apprécié de son public, what else ?

 

[ModernGuy]

Je me suis plusieurs fois que je devais lire un livre de ce type. Ça vaut quelque chose ?

Les fourmis premier tome pour le divertissement (après ca devient um delire comstuctiviste huxleyien ) . Le reste tu peux largement passer ton chemin et même faire un détour.... j'ai eu 2 ex fans de Werber et je me suis donc tapé une bonne partie de sa biblio et je sais de quoi je parle. Les fourmis pour le divertissement, le reste pour caler un coin de table ou allumer la cheminée.

Et encore même les fourmis ne t'attends pas a de la grande littérature. C'est du niveau roman de plage tout au plus.

[Rincevent]

ne t'attends pas a de la grande littérature.

Je crois que personne ne prétend ça.

[ModernGuy]

Libéralement parlant, il vend, ne réclame pas de subventions et est apprécié de son public, what else ?

Hihihi. Un auteur français non subventionné ? Et pis quoi encore ?

Sa maison d'édition palpe comme ses copinzs les pepettes et les aides de l'état et profite comme les autres de la fameuse exception culculturelle.

C'est vrai que pour produire du Werber on a besoin de ca...

[Nirvana]

[Barem]

Qui ne voudrait pas être avec eux ?

 

[Mathieu_D]

Le p'tit jeune à leur droite fait flipper.

[sans]

Le chauve a les main bien placées en tous les cas.

[Barem]

Pas évident tout ça...

[Hayek's plosive]

 

Tain les conservateurs texans, ca s'arrange pas...

 

Un peu de catch japonais pour adoucir les moeurs:

 

[Nirvana]

 

Un peu de catch japonais pour adoucir les moeurs:

 

 

[Brock]

Qui ne voudrait pas être avec eux ?

 

 

je viens d'apprendre que pour faire une bonne photo de famille assise, si le nain reste debout il aura l'air d'etre de la meme taille que tout le monde

 

[Invité]

Qui ne voudrait pas être avec eux ?

 

La vache ils ont pris cher, les Lannister.

[Rincevent]

Le chauve a les main bien placées en tous les cas.

La Boule, donc, est un gros dégueulasse. Je m'en doutais. Mais qu'est devenu le sumo ?

[SilenT BoB]

La vache ils ont pris cher, les Lannister.

 

Au moins 5 minutes pour m'en remettre! 

[ModernGuy]

La vache ils ont pris cher, les Lannister.

Alors.. je viens de tomber la dessus alors que je suis VRAIMENT devant GoT. J'ai failli avaler ma langue. Maintenant il faut que j'arrive à oublier cette image ou je ne pourrais jamais regarder la fin. Enfoiré.

[Librekom]

Je viens de tomber la dessus, je suis plie en quatre 

 

 

Original ad: 
I am a 18 year old looking for a summer job. it is hard for me to find work and I just want a job so I can afford a car for college next summer. I can clean, babysit, answer phones, pretty much whatever as long as it pays!!

From Mike Anderson to ***********@***********.org
Hey, 

I saw your ad looking for work and I think I have a job for you! I am looking for an assistant on my farm for the summer. It will involve working outdoors. Let me know if you are interested. 

Mike

From Stephanie ******* to Me
Hi Mike! I am interested in your job! I love animals and used to ride horses so a farm would be great! what kind of work would I be doing, and where is your farm located? it needs to be close to ******** so my parents can drop me off and pick meup

From Mike Anderson to Stephanie *********
Stephanie,

It is very close to **********. I'm glad to hear you are familiar with horses, because you will be primarily working with horses.

My farm gets all the old horses that other farms don't need anymore, and they are starting to take up a lot of room in my stable, which I want to turn into a garage for my new truck. Therefore, the horses need to go. As my assistant, you will be in charge of killing the horses and dumping them in the lake behind my farm. 

I used to have a captive bolt pistol (cattle gun) that I used to put them down, but it broke when I tried to use it to tap a keg. You'll probably have to use my 12-gauge shotgun to put them down. Sometimes they don't die right away when you shoot them, and will start freaking out. You just have to stay calm and keep shooting. Don't worry, I'll show you how to use the shotgun if you aren't familiar with one.

You then need to use my chainsaw to cut the horses into smaller parts that you can carry down to the lake. It can get a little messy, so I suggest wearing some clothes that you don't care about, or some clothes that the horse blood would compliment. 

The lake isn't mine, it is my neighbor's. He gets kind of angry when he sees me dumping dead horses in his lake, so you have to make sure he isn't around when you do it. I have some cinderblocks you can use to weigh the horses down so he won't see them. 

I have a lot of horses, and each horse takes about an hour and a half to dispose of, so you should have plenty of work. The job will pay $15 an hour. When can you start? 

Mike

From Stephanie ******* to Me
omg that is HORRIBLE! That is truely awful and sick!! Why cant you just give the poor horses away? sorry but I am not helping you slaughter horses!!!

From Mike Anderson to Stephanie *********
Stephanie,

I'm sorry if you are a bit surprised, but this is how farms work. You can't give away old horses, you have to kill them. I thought about it, and if you don't want to use the chainsaw to cut up the horses, you can just use my truck to drag them down to the lake. Do you have your license or permit? If not, this could be good driving practice for you. You don't want to pass up on this great job opportunity.

Mike

From Stephanie ******* to Me
No that is not how farms work you are just SICK! I am NOT interested

From Mike Anderson to Stephanie *********
Stephanie you are going to regret this some day when you try to get a real job. I think this would look great on your resume.

 

 

[Eriul]

[Nirvana]

 

Je viens de tomber la dessus, je suis plie en quatre 

 

 

Original ad: 

I am a 18 year old looking for a summer job. it is hard for me to find work and I just want a job so I can afford a car for college next summer. I can clean, babysit, answer phones, pretty much whatever as long as it pays!!

From Mike Anderson to ***********@***********.org

Hey, 

I saw your ad looking for work and I think I have a job for you! I am looking for an assistant on my farm for the summer. It will involve working outdoors. Let me know if you are interested. 

Mike

From Stephanie ******* to Me

Hi Mike! I am interested in your job! I love animals and used to ride horses so a farm would be great! what kind of work would I be doing, and where is your farm located? it needs to be close to ******** so my parents can drop me off and pick meup

From Mike Anderson to Stephanie *********

Stephanie,

It is very close to **********. I'm glad to hear you are familiar with horses, because you will be primarily working with horses.

My farm gets all the old horses that other farms don't need anymore, and they are starting to take up a lot of room in my stable, which I want to turn into a garage for my new truck. Therefore, the horses need to go. As my assistant, you will be in charge of killing the horses and dumping them in the lake behind my farm. 

I used to have a captive bolt pistol (cattle gun) that I used to put them down, but it broke when I tried to use it to tap a keg. You'll probably have to use my 12-gauge shotgun to put them down. Sometimes they don't die right away when you shoot them, and will start freaking out. You just have to stay calm and keep shooting. Don't worry, I'll show you how to use the shotgun if you aren't familiar with one.

You then need to use my chainsaw to cut the horses into smaller parts that you can carry down to the lake. It can get a little messy, so I suggest wearing some clothes that you don't care about, or some clothes that the horse blood would compliment. 

The lake isn't mine, it is my neighbor's. He gets kind of angry when he sees me dumping dead horses in his lake, so you have to make sure he isn't around when you do it. I have some cinderblocks you can use to weigh the horses down so he won't see them. 

I have a lot of horses, and each horse takes about an hour and a half to dispose of, so you should have plenty of work. The job will pay $15 an hour. When can you start? 

Mike

From Stephanie ******* to Me

omg that is HORRIBLE! That is truely awful and sick!! Why cant you just give the poor horses away? sorry but I am not helping you slaughter horses!!!

From Mike Anderson to Stephanie *********

Stephanie,

I'm sorry if you are a bit surprised, but this is how farms work. You can't give away old horses, you have to kill them. I thought about it, and if you don't want to use the chainsaw to cut up the horses, you can just use my truck to drag them down to the lake. Do you have your license or permit? If not, this could be good driving practice for you. You don't want to pass up on this great job opportunity.

Mike

From Stephanie ******* to Me

No that is not how farms work you are just SICK! I am NOT interested

From Mike Anderson to Stephanie *********

Stephanie you are going to regret this some day when you try to get a real job. I think this would look great on your resume.

 

 

 

Ce n'est ni une image ni fun

[Mathieu_D]

Ha bah ça m'a fait rire.

[Gio]

[sans]

Déjà posté, et je le répète : do want !

[Gio]

[Librekom]

Ce n'est ni une image ni fun

 

Etant l'initiateur de ce fil, je m'auto proclame seul autorité compétante à juger de ce qui relève d'une image ou non sur ce fil (na !)

Pour le coté fun, ben c'est un peu subjectif sur les bords.

 

Et puis pour le coup c'est objectivelment fun, ça vient du blog d'un mec qui fait des canulars par mails en répondant à des petites annonces.

Voici son blog > http://dontevenreply.com

 

Tiens en voilà une autre qui m'a bien fait marrer.

 

Original ad:

**** Disguisable weapons wanted ****

Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle knives, cane swords, etc.....

Offering: cash, items for barter

From Me to **********@***********.org:

Hey,

I saw your ad looking for concealable/disguised weapons. I have several fine-crafted items you may be interested in. Respond if you are interested and I will send you pictures and prices.

Thanks,

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

I am. lets see what you got.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

Here you go:

Looks like a normal spoon, right?

Wrong. It is actually a deadly 2.5" half-smooth, half-serrated knife with tactical grip. One minute you are enjoying a bowl of cereal, and the next you are fighting off attackers with this deadly and disguised weapon.

I am asking $50 for the blade. Let me know if you want to stop by and take a look at it.

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

that is stupid as hell and looks like crap. unless you have anything better to offer, dont waste my time.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

I am sorry you feel that way about the spoon blade. I do have some other weapons that I think you will feel differently about.

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

fine. but if it is another knife duct taped to a spoon then you can fuck off.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

Thank you for re-considering. Here are three quality disguised weapons that I think you will love:

At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. However, if you look close enough, you will see that it is really a fully automatic Glock 18C. You will be able to pour your enemies a nice warm cup of lead with this fine purchase. Asking $900 for the gun/cup combo.

Still thirsty for justice? Try this badass M16A2 disguised as a 24-pack of soda. The box has two finely crafted holes on each side to allow for any kind of optics (not included) that you wish to attach. This weapon is only for sale if you have a Class III permit.

This cleverly disguised weapon may look like a tissue box, but is actually a Benelli M3 12 gauge shotgun disguised as a tissue box. The ultra-soft quilted tissues serve as a comfortable grip on the pump-action shotgun. Also, if you find yourself sneezing during the heat of combat, you will have a handy tissue box ready for action. Asking $1500 for the weapon. Additional tissue boxes are an extra $5 per box.

Let me know if you want any of these items.

Thanks,

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

youre a fucking dumbass, shitbrained, asswipe, retarded dipshit. you prob walk around with that shit too you dumb mother fucker. I hope you get hit by a car. fuck off, eat shit, and die.